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Retirement Planning
> >
> > If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would Now
> > be worth $49.00.
> >
> > With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
> >
> > With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
> >
> > If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> > $49.00 left.
> >
> > But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> > All the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
> > You would have had $ 214.00.
> >
> > Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> > heavily and recycle.
> >
> > It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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