Blamestorming: sitting around discussing why a project failed and who is responsible.
Seagull Manager: a boss who flies in, makes noise, craps on everything and then leaves.
Assmosis: the process of absorbing success and advancement by kissing up.
Salmon Day: spending the day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die in the end.
Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
Prairie Dogging: When someone does something in a cube farm that causes heads to pop up.
Crop Dusting: surreptitiously passing gas while walking through a cube farm.
Mouse Potato: The wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
Stress Puppy: A person who thrives on being stressed out and whiny.
Percussive Maintenance: Whacking an electronic device to get it working.
404: Someone who's clueless (from the error message "404 Not Found").
Ohnosecond: The fraction of time in which you realize you shouldn't have hit send.